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STEVE “CAPTAIN” ROGERS CENTER FORWARD WITH HIS RIGHT AND LEFT WING DEFENSE, JAMES “BUCKY” BARNES AND  SAM “FALCON” WILSON

STEVE ALWAYS GETTING INTO FIGHTS WHEN HIS OTHER TEAM MEMBERS ARE BEING PUSHED AROUND BUT NEVER EVER DOES A THING WHEN HE’S THE ONE BEING MAN HANDLED SO BUCKY MAKES  IT HIS OWN PERSONAL VENDETTA TO FIGHT FOR HIM

ONE TIME RUMLOW FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM SLAMS STEVE INTO THE BOARDS AND EVEN BEFORE STEVE CAN GATHER HIMSELF UP RUMLOW’S ALREADY FACE DOWN ON THE ICE WITH BUCKY’S GLOVED HAND HOLDING HIM DOWN

ANOTHER TIME STEVE’S IN POSSESSION OF THE PUCK UNTIL BATROC BODY CHECKS HIM IN A WAY THAT’S QUESTIONABLY RECKLESS AND EVEN BEFORE THE REF BLOWS HIS WHISTLE BUCK’S ALREADY UP AT BATROC’S FACE CHIRPING HIM AND SHOVING HIM ON THE SHOULDER

FACT: 68% OF ALL THE TEAM’S FIGHTS ON ICE HAS BUCKY IN THEM

FACT: 100% OF THAT 68% IS BECAUSE BUCKY DO NOT AND WILL FOREVER NOT STAND FOR STEVE BEING KICKED AROUND

OMG BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BUCKY HAS A CLAUSE IN HIS CONTRACT THAT SAYS HE ALWAYS PLAYS ON THE TEAM THAT STEVE IS ON OR HE WONT PLAY AT ALL, BECAUSE THE ONE TIME THEY WERE ON OPPOSING TEAMS STEVE WOUND UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND BUCKY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS OWN TEAM MATE FOR PUTTING HIM THERE. SO NO ONE IN THE NHL REALLY BATS AN EYE LASH BY THE CLAUSE (THOUGH TO EVERY ONE’S AMUSEMENT, IT SEEMS LIKE STEVE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA IT EXISTS).

AND SAM, POOR SAM, SOMETIMES HE WONDERS HOW HE GOT ROPED INTO THIS WEIRD ASS FRIENDSHIP!! LIKE, ONE SECOND HE’S PLAYING COLLEGE HOCKEY AND THE NEXT HE MEETS STEVE AT THE GYM AND HE’S HEADING TO THE NHL’S PROSPECT CAMP! IT’S ONLY AFTER HE GETS DRAFTED THAT HE MEETS BUCKY - THOUGH HIS REPUTATION PRECEDES HIM - AND THEN THINGS GET INTERESTING! BECAUSE AT FIRST BUCKY IS RIDICULOUSLY OVER PROTECTIVE OF STEVE AND GLARES AT SAM A LOT; BUT THEN STEVE WINDS UP A LITTLE OVER HIS HEAD WHEN HE CHALLENGES JOHANN SCHMIDT AFTER AN ILLEGAL HIT WINDS UP BREAKING BUCKY’S ARM AND SAM IS THE FIRST PERSON IN TO HELP THE CAPTAIN KICK SOME ASS! IT’S A BENCH CLEARING BRAWL.

AND NAT, THE ASSISTANT COACH (BECAUSE LETS FACE IT FURY IS THE HEAD COACH AND NAT WOULD OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO BE ASSISTANT!!) MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DUMPED THE TUB OF GATORADE ON SCHMIDT WHEN STEVE PUMMELS HIM INTO THE BOARDS. NO ONE’S ACTUALLY ENTIRELY SURE IF IT WAS HER OR NOT, EXCEPT FOR THE SMALL SMILE SHE GIVES STEVE BEFORE HE SKATES AWAY TO HELP BUCKY GET TO THE BENCH.